Archive - Count Binface Lifts The Lid

Which massive political figure have I been speaking to?

Aug 8 •

The day I played golf with Ben Fogle

FILM EXCLUSIVE! Unlike President Trump, I didn't cheat.

Aug 1 •

18:18

July 2025

Off With Their Hereditaries

BIG READ! The Count Binface Peer Review

Jul 23 •

June 2025

SNEAK PEAK: Count Binface v Ian Rankin!

Not to listen is a crime. And Rebus is on the case.

Jun 28 •

The Doomsday Clock needs an upgrade

FREEPOST! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Jun 24 •

NEW POLICY! Here's One I Made Earlier...

Time to add a bit of Pritt Stick and sticky-back plastic to Broken Britain

Jun 13 •

CONtrol Alt Delete: The Big Tory Doomspin

Can it be stopped? And does anyone care?

Jun 2 •

May 2025

April 2025

SPEAKERPHONES: The Tide is Turning!

Another Binface policy blazes a trail for the world. But do I get any credit?

Apr 27 •

Count BINGEFACE! I've invaded A Box Set...

An exclusive tease of something amazing coming your way

Apr 18 •

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