GUESS WHO?

Which massive political figure have I been speaking to?

Hello humans!

I hope you’re very well and looking forward to a fantastic Earthly weekend. I’ve had a mad week, I can tell you. My podcast Trash Talk is going from strength to strength and in the space of two days I spoke to two Great British power mongers. But who could this internationally famous individual be…?

Keep reading for an exclusive sneak peek at the pair of big beasts who’ve become the latest to enter the Binface orbit. The mainstream media is going to light up when these episodes drop…!

I’m also delighted to be announcing a brand new policy which I have a sneaky feeling will provide Trump-haters (aka the sane) with a much-needed fillip in these strange and corrupt times.

All that to come! If that tantalises you, as surely it must, UPRADE TODAY for the full Binface Substack experience (plus intergalactic glory).

Before the paywall, though, I’ve got an appetiser for my full legion of followers.

I’ve been going through my archives from my travels across the UK and beyond, and I’m in the process of uploading all kinds of goodies for the ominverse to enjoy. That includes the wonderful nationwide #AskBinface sessions I have been holding as part of my Bindependence Day tour, and I thought I’d kick off your weekend with a choice morsel - a memorable question I received in the mighty city of Glasgow…

No other politician can match me! On swans or otherwise. To give me a rocket boost towards my next campaign, I’d be honoured if you’ll UPGRADE or bung me whatever you fancy at www.ko-fi.com/countbinface. In your honour I shall take out the trash!

OK. Here come my highly juicy, explosive exclusives! Go on, you know you want ‘em.