UNbelievable

Movies, Wars, Videos, Cha-Cha-Cha

Hello humans!

Another week, another shitshow by your planet’s leaders. From an extraterrestrial perspective Earth doesn’t look good right now. In a nutshell, as far as the rest of the omniverse is concerned you guys are the intergalactic equivalent of Tottenham Hotspur. It’s that bad.

I notice that the Fanta Fuhrer, Donald ‘Give me a Peace Prize’ Trump, has started another war. For any serious-minded politician, this requires a measured response. So I’m not going to spend this newsletter practising my salsa moves in Portcullis House. I’m not crazy.

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No, I’m better than that. So instead allow me to give you a rundown of how I’ve seen things develop over the last week, on the ground and in cyberspace. (I’m nothing if not thorough.)