Trump: The Man Who Hoaxed Himself

Yet another galactic first for the Fanta Fuhrer

Hello humans,

I don’t know about you, but the news has felt a little undercooked of late. The stories have been huge - India and Pakistan, Israel in Gaza, the march of Reform, Palace getting to the Cup Final - but I reckon the world’s journalists have punched themselves out. They’re exhausted by the gravity of the situation (and indeed the gravity on your planet - 9.807 m/s² is a bit much for my taste) and they’re knackered out by the sheer idiocy of your planet’s rulers.

Luckily I’m here to pick up the slack.

And I want to talk to you about HOAXES. Because they are everywhere.

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