The Execrables

Stallone, Gibson and Voight join Team Trump

Hello Humans!

Well this is a turn-up for the space books.

In case you haven’t seen the news, Donald Trump has announced that ‘Mad Mel’ Gibson, Sylvester Stallone, and Jon Voight (aka Angelina Jolie’s dad) have all been made ‘special ambassadors to Hollywood’.

I have to ask, why do eccentric novelty characters think there’s a place for them in the serious business of politics? It’s madness. Sheer madness.

Given the state of Los Angeles right now, and Mr Trump’s grip on reality, it’s surprising that Mr Freeze, Aquaman and the Little Mermaid aren’t also on the list.

At a time when the news on planet Earth can seem to be unrelentingly shite, this latest instalment of the global clustertruss at least can be objectively analysed as mad and hilarious. So let’s lift the lid on it properly.

WARNING: covering this story fully is going to take a lot of unpicking and unpacking, but fear not. Your friendly neighbourhood Binface is on hand to pick through the dogshit of inanity to find the house keys of truth. Strap in, folks. Here goes.

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