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Hello Countbinistas!

It’s Tuesday. And it’s a Tale of Two Britains. Over in Paris, Team GB is busy scooping a king’s ransom of gold, silver and bronze in the Olympic Games. And back in the UK, racist scumbags are busy ‘protesting against immigration’ by smashing in a branch of Greggs the Baker and looting bath bombs from Lush.

It is a land of contrasts.

Compared to the online hellscape that is Twitter, I feel invigorated by the fresher cyber-air here on Substack. So much so that I have taken the important step of creating a brand new domain for my burgeoning platform here.

From now on, as well as countbinface.substack.com you can find me here by visiting BetterThanX.co.uk. Take that, Elon, you hate-fuelling piece of shit.

Anyway, on with my latest exclusive piece of Binface wonderment for you, dear elite follower. And it’s a brand new video…