Count BINGEFACE! I've invaded A Box Set...

An exclusive tease of something amazing coming your way

Hello humans, and Happy Easter!

Have I got something tantalising to share with you….? It’s a rhetorical question but YES, I bloody well do!

Before that, where are my manners? If you’re in the UK, I hope you’re getting ready to tuck into a luxury chocolate egg. If you’re in the USA, I hope you’re enjoying the sheer luxury these days that is any egg at all. But that’s what happens. You put a giant turd in the White House, don’t be surprised when your economy turns to shit too.

Since his inauguration on 20 January, Trump has been spewing so much excrement across planet Earth, I have decided upon a new policy. If he thinks he can start renaming things like the Gulf of Mexico, then let’s play him at his own game. For the rest of his term, the home of the President of the United States shall henceforth be known as The Brown House.

Anyway, enough of the Fanta Fuhrer. It’s a holiday after all. Fuck him.

Binface To Invade Your Tellybox!

Yes it’s true, humans. I’ve got myself a sweet, sweet TV deal. Some might call it a fleeting cameo. Others (including me) call it the guest star appearance of the century. What is it?

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