CONtrol Alt Delete: The Big Tory Doomspin

Can it be stopped? And does anyone care?

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I hope you’re having a wonderful start to the week. And certainly a better one than Sir Keir Starmer. The beleaguered PM has been crowing about moving the UK to ‘war-fighting readiness’. Are you really? If you ask me, his announcement of 12 new attack submarines carries with it the strong whiff of Boris Johnson’s 40 new hospitals. i.e. they will never exist. And it’s not a great look to be trumpeting Britain’s armed forces when the UK currently has fewer soldiers than Andy’s bedroom in Toy Story.

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