Continuity Keir

If the PM won't pay for his wife's clothes, maybe Sue Gray can?

Greetings human!

I’m writing to you as I swing my mothership north, on the latest leg of my mighty Bindependence Day tour. This week I’m taking in the wondrous sights of Leeds and Glasgow, and I’m excited to meet more Earthlings as I fine-tune my policy programme for the next leg of my tour.

Some tickets are still available across the UK here, including London where a new extra date has been announced for 3rd December.

This Thursday I’ll be making history with the first ever state visit by an alien space warrior to the great nation of Scotland. Before then comes my Leeds show tonight, which feels a little bit like a homecoming. After all, it’s my first return to Yorkshire - Zod’s Own Country - since my triumphant General Election performance against Rishi Now-Axed.

While I’m en route, I thought I’d send a latest exclusive missive to you, my dear elite follower.