Biden binned, Binface in?

My chances are increasing by the day

Greetings, my dear elite Countbinistas!

There is only one substance in the omniverse that can travel faster than light. And it is NEWS.

In the few short days since my last message to you all, the battle for the top job on Planet Earth has been blown wide open, by Jill Joe Biden’s decision to pull out of the Presidential race, and the near-certain ascendance of Kamala Harris to become the Democrats’ candidate for the White House. 

This is good news, relatively speaking. But then the choice facing Americans had been so downright bad, an asteroid impact might have been good news, at least relatively speaking. At the time of writing, I’m pleased to report that a snap poll has put Harris ahead of Trump already. So you never know, sanity might prevail and the USA may yet not elect a convicted criminal, orange monstrosity as their head of state. 

Don’t count your chlorine-washed chickens yet, though…